That awkward moment when you're tempted to go:
Yeah Mama, his name is James Franco and OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE ONE.
That awkward moment when you instead say:
No.
That awkward moment when she seems not to believe you.
That awkward moment when you sigh and say:
If I did, I would be on the phone more often and going out more, wouldn't I?
That awkward moment when she ask if you like anyone.
That awkward moment when you're stuck between:
No Mama, I only like white guys.
and
Yes, but no one likes me back.
*hugs* Boys suck, and so does love, and the end.
ReplyDeleteHanis. :(
ReplyDelete@Lioness: *hugs* I know.
ReplyDelete@Furree: I'm alright, just jaded after all those awkwardness.
@Lioness: Boys Suck? LOL Ain't ya judging too many quantity in those two words.
ReplyDelete@Hanis: Made Me Laugh - No - I only like White Chicken. But no one likes me back :( - Even that Chicken I caught from the front door didn't gave any eggs. I think she was angry because I ate his Husband. o.o Bari Beydardi se.